magicconchshell:

i require so much attention im worse than a tamagotchi

(via follower)

thinkonyoursins:

There is always that annoying family of 12 that walk into the theater at the last second

(Source: thinkon-yoursin-s, via melissaisabeachbr0)

jevvcy:

first i get absolute consent. then i fuck yo bitch

(via keepingupwithlorddisick)

edating:

(◕︵◕) i wanna meet my internet friends (◕︵◕)

(via keepingupwithlorddisick)

schoolpicture:

schoolpicture:

my mom is crying because she killed a ladybug

(via theboyvvonder)

they say u are what u eat, but i dont remember eating a fuckin legend

(Source: bromar, via optimism-of-a-pessimist)